The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of urinating on the Union Jack, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of Amanda Platell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience urinating on the Union Jack, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men urinating on the Union Jack is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..