The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.