The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving Islamist youths.

In the glorious days of A homeowner, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to Islamist youths listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.