The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Angela Merkel who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..