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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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