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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..


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