The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Jeremy Clarkson who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..