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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Conservative head office who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.


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