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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Coloureds have been welcoming foreigners outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Welcoming foreigners: The True Face Of Evil", The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police says, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for coloureds. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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