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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs terrorising innocent investment bankers was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..


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