The Mail has learned that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are responsible for smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament.

Has the world gone mad? Yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to The Pope, who said "the lady’s not for turning"