I’m not racist but surely allowing criminal gangs from Eastern Europe to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Plotting to kidnap a senior royal is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe aren’t plotting to kidnap a senior royal in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. David Cameron agrees with me, saying today, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.