The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace being foreign and suspicious looking was James May who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..