The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving the politically correct Islington lefties.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to the politically correct Islington lefties selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.