Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Corbynites have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Some bloke in the pub has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament: The True Face Of Evil", Some bloke in the pub says, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Corbynites. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.