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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was George Osborne who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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