The Mail has learned that Guardian-reading do-gooders are responsible for selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun.

Has the world gone mad? Guardian-reading do-gooders are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Paul Dacre, who said "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening."