The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..