Conservative head office has today said "the day of the yob is upon us".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen hunt sabateours involved in training in Al-Quaeda terror camps on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to hunt sabateours it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Hunt sabateours and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.