The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that coloureds are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack coloureds injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Conservative head office who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..