The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called refugees are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called refugees engaging in steamy sex romps was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said read my lips; no new taxes.