The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals plotting to kidnap a senior royal was The Queen who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.