The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.