I’m not racist but surely allowing young single mothers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that young single mothers aren’t smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium agrees with me, saying today, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.