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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of trolling social media users, all of them involving anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

In the glorious days of Richard Littlejohn, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience trolling social media users, but nowadays thanks to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles trolling social media users is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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