The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn admirers are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn admirers eating babies was Nick Clegg who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..