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Glue-sniffing teenagers have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells said of glue-sniffing teenagers, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s."

Glue-sniffing teenagers made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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