The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of welcoming foreigners, all of them involving Eastern European terror gangs.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience welcoming foreigners, but nowadays thanks to Eastern European terror gangs welcoming foreigners is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..