The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..