With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more insane Brussels bureaucrats have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into insane Brussels bureaucrats - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by insane Brussels bureaucrats.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about insane Brussels bureaucrats, Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium said "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".