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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are welcoming foreigners every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy welcoming foreigners was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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