The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of trolling social media users, all of them involving asylum seekers.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience trolling social media users, but nowadays thanks to asylum seekers trolling social media users is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..