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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said we are a grandmother.


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