Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now hacking the Gibson. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Jacob Rees-Mogg revealed that paedophiles have been hacking the Gibson with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for paedophiles.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Jacob Rees-Mogg went on to say.


Jacob Rees-Mogg concluded, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".