The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Nick Clegg who today said arbeit macht frei.