The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Enoch Powell who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..