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The Mail has learned that Jeremy Corbyn fans are responsible for destabilising the British way of life.

Has the world gone mad? Jeremy Corbyn fans are destabilising the British way of life with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to James May, who said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."


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