The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy urinating on the Union Jack was Margaret Thatcher who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..