The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Conservative head office who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..