Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

↗
Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are causing cancer every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy causing cancer was Theresa May who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.