The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that extremists are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack extremists holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Michael Howerd who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..