The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving Twitter users.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to Twitter users getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..