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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was James May who today said kill the commie swine.


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