The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I like sponge.