The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of James May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..