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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Conservative head office who today said kill the poor.


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