The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are trolling social media users every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders trolling social media users was Nick Clegg who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..