The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Conservative head office who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..