I’m not racist but surely allowing youths to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Urinating on the Union Jack is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that youths aren’t urinating on the Union Jack in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Angela Merkel agrees with me, saying today, "Ban this sick filth".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.