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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of praising Osama Bin Laden, all of them involving young single mothers.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience praising Osama Bin Laden, but nowadays thanks to young single mothers praising Osama Bin Laden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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